gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

eckspress:

chilope:

“we were talking and then i got distracted and forgot to reply to you for 4 hours” a novel by me

ACCURATE.

whatsacanada:

tis the season to be fergalicious 

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”